- Jokes
Billy : I’m sorry to hear your factory was burnt down. What did you manufactures?
Milly : Fire extinguishers.
Billy : “The telephone ’s ringing . Why don ‘ t you answer it?”
Milly : “Why should I? I don ‘ t know who ’s calling.” -
Cool SMS Jokes
1-Tabiyat think nahi thi….tantrik ko dikhaya.
Usne kaha ” TUM PAR BHOOT KA SAAYA HAI, KISI GHOR PAAPI KO MESSAGE KARO
SAB THIK HO JAYEGA”
AB KUCH ACHA LAG [...]2-da nite is dark
da moon is high
i stop my car
u ask why ?
i come closer
u feel shy
i tell u doz words
u got [...] - Kaun Banega Carorpati joke & sardarjee jokes
Kaun Banega Carorpati joke “KBC ”
Amitabh Bachachan Ji Kis Kis ko Banaenge Carorepati?
Santa Banega Karodpati –
We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.
(He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)
AB : OK Santa I [...] - Cricket joke
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…
- Desi Jokes
A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.
The mouse said ‘Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’
Once a girl was drinking coke. She [...] - Bollywood Jokes
Bill Gates and Madhuri Dixit
If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem.
Brain marries Beauty!?
Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…
The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.” - Computer jokes
What if the IT Industry start making films ?
Some future film titles will be like :—
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat - Hindi Jokes
1) ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare…
thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola..”sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai….”
2) officer–dekho,humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho,chust,chalak aur chaukanna ho,jarurat parne par jisse hum daanT bhi saake..
yadi [...]
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Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s berth . 