Sardar & Pundit
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Missed Call
Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send messages. And this scheme worked very fine.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
Banta sees the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any message.
Santa: Oye khotey, that was a missed call.
Boss….
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir…
Boss: Don’t look down. Look at me.
Thank God..
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
Student : Thank God ! I was born after that otherwise, I would have died before becoming prime minister..
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