Far sighting of an old man
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.
ATM Jammed because of …
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
.
Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
Caught sleeping together
Boy1-Meet my wife Tina
Boy2-Oh! I know her
Boy1-How?
Boy2-v were caught sleeping together
Boy1-What the hell?
Boy2-during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Desperate to get married
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Positive thought
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
.
It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Moral: Take evrything positively
Independance day date
Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
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Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Jeevan me ………
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
Husband, Wife & Spare Tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE
…PROBLEM & CHALLENGE…
TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????
STUDENT:
3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..
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