| Formula |
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Output |
|---|---|---|
| SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA |
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UNEMPLOYMENT |
| An Idea + An Idiot |
|
A Dotcom |
| One Chinese gymnast |
|
India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 |
| Sushmita Sen – 2.2 feet |
|
Salman Khan |
| Special Effects in Shampoo ads |
|
Special effects in Jur@$$ic park |
| 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand |
|
4 minute song in Bollywood |
| 10 Midday mates |
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5 minutes of FTV |
| One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace |
|
One Sooraj Barjataya Film |
| Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company |
|
Kajol |
| Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag |
|
Your mum’s favourite serials |
| Star Movies – Rerun + Good Movies |
|
HBO |
| Amitabh Bachchan – Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati |
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A SUPERSTAR |
| Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan | |
Abhishek Bachchan – Talent |
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Atal Bihari – Bad knee |
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Still our LAST HOPE |
Popularity: 3% [?]
