Smile Deni Hai…
Budha: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje.
Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.
Fight
Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.
Age Factor
Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Munda: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.
Balle Balle: Best Performance
Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi, Amrika di police v aayi, par sab nakam rahe.
Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di.
Bas fer ki c. Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!
Relaxing
Santa was lying on beach in UK. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.
Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.
Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.
Add digit 2 before dialing
Sante ne STD vale de 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poooocho kiyuuunnn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
Propose
Punjabi boys & girls propose like this:
Pipal da boota hove,
Ganne da ras hove,
Je mere vas hove,
Teri ma meri sas hove
Popularity: 2% [?]
