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Funny Holi sms collection

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Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …
So wish you a happy holi!

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One day to go… Holi aane mein… happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U…

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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

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Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Holi”

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Dil Sapno se HOUSEFUL hai,
Poore honge wo doubtful hai,
Is Duniya me har Chiz Wonderful hai,
Par Zindagi aap jaise logo se HI COLOURFUL hai…
Happy Holi

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Have u done 2 most important things 2day in morning ?
1) PRAY: so u may live &
2)TAKE A BATH:so others may live, Bura na mano HOLI hai…..

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

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Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya,Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya,
Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din,
Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya.
Happy Holi

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“Achhi (Buri) nazar waale tera muh…KALA…..
saath me LAL, HARA, NEELA, PILA, GULABI….
To bolo “HOLI Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.”

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2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…

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Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

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