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Shabad Kirtan – Koi Bole Raam Raam Koi Khudae – Sikh, Hindu, Sufi, Islam, etc

Admin — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:55:23 +0000

hindi devotional Video – www.RajKaregaKhalsa.Net http This is an Interfaith Hymn from the Guru Granth Sahib which promotes tolerance towards every faith and religion, peace, love and goodwill. This message of pluralism and interfaith harmony amongst the world faiths is unique. The Hymn is as follows: “koee bolai raam raam koee khudhaae || Some call the Lord ‘Ram, Ram’, and some ‘Khuda’. koee saevai guseeaa koee alaahi ||1|| Some serve Him as ‘Gusain’, others as ‘Allah’. kaaran karan kareem || He is the Cause of …

hindi devotional – Video
www.RajKaregaKhalsa.Net http This is an Interfaith Hymn from the Guru Granth Sahib which promotes tolerance towards every faith and religion, peace, love and goodwill. This message of pluralism and interfaith harmony amongst the world faiths is unique. The Hymn is as follows: “koee bolai raam raam koee khudhaae || Some call the Lord ‘Ram, Ram’, and some ‘Khuda’. koee saevai guseeaa koee alaahi ||1|| Some serve Him as ‘Gusain’, others as ‘Allah’. kaaran karan kareem || He is the Cause of …

Parking Lesson in Delhi, India – Lonely Planet Travel Video

Admin — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:50:09 +0000

india travel Video – In India the question is not ‘How many people does it take to change a light bulb?’ but ‘How many people does it take to park a car?’. The answer is not as clear as you might expect. Enjoy a crash course in car parking in Delhi, India. Produced by Chaman for Lonelyplanet.tv

india travel – Video
In India the question is not ‘How many people does it take to change a light bulb?’ but ‘How many people does it take to park a car?’. The answer is not as clear as you might expect. Enjoy a crash course in car parking in Delhi, India. Produced by Chaman for Lonelyplanet.tv

NYC Travel – China Town, Little Italy, India, Times Square (STA Intern vid.) Andrew Perez

Admin — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:21:33 +0000

india travel Video – This is my official STA 2009 World Traveler Intern application video *** I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT LATE SO IT WAS PUT TOGETHER IN 3 DAYS- I’M PROUD*** LOL. Please feel free to give me some feedback either through facebook, my blogs, Couchsurfing.com, or here on youtube. Enjoy. Happy Travels ____HERE IS THE LINK TO SOME OF MY OTHER SITES: ***BLOGGER:____ www.ajp254.blogspot.com toiletbowltimes.blogspo t.com ***TWITTER:____ twitter.com ***FACEBOOK:____ www.facebook.com hp?#/profile.php?id …

india travel – Video
This is my official STA 2009 World Traveler Intern application video *** I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT LATE SO IT WAS PUT TOGETHER IN 3 DAYS- I’M PROUD*** LOL. Please feel free to give me some feedback either through facebook, my blogs, Couchsurfing.com, or here on youtube. Enjoy. Happy Travels ____HERE IS THE LINK TO SOME OF MY OTHER SITES: ***BLOGGER:____ www.ajp254.blogspot.com toiletbowltimes.blogspo t.com ***TWITTER:____ twitter.com ***FACEBOOK:____ www.facebook.com hp?#/profile.php?id …

Valentine Day SMS

cls — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:44:10 +0000

Nobody wants you
NOBODY wants U
NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don’t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now!

Click
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= Cant live without u
L= Love u
I= I miss u
C= Care about u
K= Kiss from my heart 2 u
So Click on Valentine day SmS

My love request
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me?
Please Go out with me on this
Valentine’s day

Be My Valentine
I dream about you every night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whose right

Love Means
Luv means to see someone with closed eyes
To miss some1 in crowd,
To find some1 in every thought,
To live 4 some1, luv some1,
But sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

All The time
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely Valentine’s day

LOVE SOMEONE
Love isn’t a decision,
it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love then,
Life would be much simpler,
But then less magical.

Don’t wait
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love,
How much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry,
They won’t hear you anymore.

Happy Valentine’s day
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
Muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.
Happy Valentine’s day

I wish
I wish to live in ur eyes
Die in ur armz
&
Be burried in ur heart
Happy Valentine’s day

On Valentine’s Day
On Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking about the special ways you have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things… Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me. You make my world brighter and richer. You’re a gift to me, and I thank you for being you.

uR minE VALENTINE…
uR minE LOVE & uR minE VALENTINE… i dO LOVE U & itS truE…i nevR knW mY lifE wthouT U.. i wanA livE BUT itS onlY wtH U honeY… plyX bE mine.

Will you be my Valentine
Will you be my Valentine? I know that I am yours. You are like a ocean, And I am like your shores. You are like an endless wave And I your waiting sand. And I will wait forever as You come and smooth my hand. I will wait forever, yet You are a part of me. I hold you in my arms, while you Come to me endlessly. Will you be my Valentine? I know that I am yours. I love you with a love that yearns To be your golden shores.

Let the world stop turning,
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love’s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
…In this life I was loved by you.

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you
3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

Ur precious love has
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Pani main pathar mat pheko
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai

Let’s share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Funny Shayari

cls — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 09:02:06 +0000


	1.	Dosti karo collegewaali se दोस्ती करो कॉलेजवाली से Pyaar karo officewaali se प्यार करो ऑफिस वाली से Program karo padoswaali se प्रोग्राम करो पडौस वाली से Aankh ladaao saali se आंख लडाओ साली से Love karo dilwaali se लव करो दिलवाली से Aur.. errr.. maar khao gharwali se और.. अरेरे.. मार खाओ घर वाली से
	2.	Close-up se daant saaf karne ka, क्लोज अप से दांत साफ करने का Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka, पेप्सोडेन्ट से मजबूत करने का Babool se fresh rakhne ka, बबूल से फ्रेश करने का Agar phir bhi white nahi hue, अगर फिर भी व्हाईट नहीं हुये Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!! तो बिन्दास हारपिक यूज करने का
	3.	jalney ko aag kehtain hain, जलने को आग कहते है bujhay ko raakh kehtain hain, बुझाये को राख कहते है cobra ko naag kehtain hain, कोबरा को नाग कहते है garden ko baagh kehtain hain, गार्डन को बाग कहते है OR और Jo tumharay pass nahi us ko DIMAG kehtain hain…… जो तुम्हारे पास नहीं उसको दिमाग कहते है
	4.	savdhan, agar aap kisi ladki ke haath me, सावधान अगर आप किसी लडकी के हाथ मे koi dhaga ya koi vastu dekhe to wahan se, को धागा या कोई वस्तु देखे तो वहां से bhag jaye, ye vasty rakhi ho sakti hai, भाग जाये, ये वस्तु राखी हो सकती है apki lapervahi apko bhai bana sakti hai. आपकी लापरवाही आपको भाई बना सकती है
	5.	Patte Gir Sakte Hain, Ped! Nahin पत्ते गिर सकते है, पेड नहीं Suraj Doob Sakta Hain, Aasmaan Nahin सूरज डूब सकता है, आसमान नही Dharti Sookh Sakti hain, Dariya Nahin धरती सूख सकती है, दरिया नही Duniya Sudhar Sakti Hain, Par AAP Nahin दुनियां सुधर सकती है, पर आप नहीं

Funny Obama Shirt Designs

cls — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:21:53 +0000

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Extra Smile

cls — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:55:24 +0000

Very funny ad from Wrigley’s. Brilliant ideea :

Funny Advertisements

cls — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:21:35 +0000

Some Funny Commercials…

Funny Accidents-1

cls — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:10:34 +0000

Funny Accidents – Incidenti Divertenti